Monday, January 9, 2012

You Stay Classy

I love when people flirt with Pittsburgh.




In 2007, it was named "Most Livable" - a title it received because it had a number of mid range scores (none too high in art or culture yet none too low in crime or cost of living). I heard it called "a triumph in mediocrity" and yet many a billboard around our fair city boasted the most livable title pride (and I bragged a bit too)....

We claimed the crown for a number of years and after a brief ousting from Honolulu (that floozy) - we reclaimed the title in 2011.

Now more and more people are catching onto the great thing we've got going on here.

According to my extensive research (i.e. the articles my friends post to facebook), Pittsburgh happens to be better than Portland when it comes to hipsters and better than pretty much anywhere else when it comes to travel.

So take that west coast and take that world!

Saturday, January 7, 2012

HAPPY WEEKEND! hope you get to look ridiculous

...or I should say hope you get to look amazing! (see below)

We have a friend in town from Chicago, so I think we'll have to show her the best of the best...

Nico's Recovery Room: a dive karaoke bar (but that doesn't even begin to describe it)

Here are some people that I love dearly doing what they love dearly






I might work up the courage to sing this song, but most likely I'll just cheer on my fellow enthusiasts.

Friday, January 6, 2012

un-decorating

When is it normal to take down holiday decorations?

(I'm sure it differs from fake tree to real tree users. We happen to have the Charlie Brown variety of fake tree)


I think there's varying degrees of sanity related to when you disassemble all your Christmas things...

There are those sane and motivated folks that get everything boxed up as soon as December 26th hits. (If you are one of those people... and your baseboards are clean and your microwave has no splatter marks - I ask that you not pass judgement for what you read below)

Then there a few - some consider them juuuust on the edge of crazy - who leave everything up until the end of January.

Then there are an even smaller minority, who many would classify as certifiable. They begin to disassemble their Christmas decorations, only to spend the better part of an hour redecorating everything because another holiday is quickly approaching - FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS!!


And as long as the Steelers are in - Myron Cope will wrap up the base of their little tree and Steeler candy canes will hang from its branches. And they'll hope against hope this business doesn't come down until February. (bunch of nut cases)

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Heavy Betting

My husband and I make wagers with each other on the regular. He kindly indulges me in the cycle of enthusiastic betting, mid-game smack talk, then the inevitable sore losership.


We make bets on everything from which player will score the most points in any given Pitt basketball game, to who will win on an episode of 'Chopped'. We also share a bank account so we have to get creative with our wagers. 

Our most destructive favorite wager is a weekly football bet against the spread. We alternate picks with all the games and the weekly loser has to do a household chore. The cumulative loser for the season has to plan Valentines' Day.

Below are the results from Week 17 (the final regular season week in the NFL)


In case you're having a hard time reading that, I'll spell it out for you - the St Louis Rams played way better than they should have and so did Atlanta and a quarterback from Denver that prays a lot lost by a lot - all of which added up to me losing the season by 3 games! 
   3 games!
Looks like I'm going to have to get real romantic real fast. As per the rules, I have a maximum of $109 to spend because that's the total number of games I won (which seems like a lot - we didn't think the hypothetical loser would do so well when we made the rules). 

If anyone has any valentines ideas please forward them along to a very bitter loser who is contemplating spending $10.90 on some wendy burger and a red box movie.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Callin' Oates

Having a bad day?
dial 719-26-OATES-#


Having a great day?
dial 719-26-OATES-#



Whatever life throws at you - the Callin' Oates hotline is sure to have an answer.

Even the soothing british voice is enough to begin to get you back on track: "Welcome to Callin Oates, your emergency Hall and Oates help line...."

(it's saved in my phone as private eyes, but you may opt for I.C.E. or simply Daryl)

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

2012 Resolutions

Having not quite met my 11 goals for 2011, I'm going to try again with 12 goals for 2012.

I wanted to make some of them fun and some of them challenging. But most of them fun.

They are quite specific because I don't do well with saying 'read more books' - I need to say 'read __ # of books' or else I won't feel like it's been accomplished. Also, I like to make little check marks next to list items (in many cases below, I'll be making twelve of them - its all so satisfying.)

specific yet attainable 12 Goals for 2012

1. Eat in 12 New Restaurants in Pittsburgh. I didn't want to repeat any from last year, but I wanted to continue going on date nights once a month so - loophole - eat in new places and hit on my husband in the process.

2. Learn how to fix a bike. I have my mother-in-law's old bike with brakes that occasionally work. Thankfully a wonderful place exists in this city called FREE RIDE where I can take some classes on bike maintenance and maybe even build myself a new one if my little death trap on wheels, Black Mamba, craps out on me.

3. Continue blogging through this year. Neil suggested this one....plus, my doctors and concussion books recommended that I journal or blog or write to work on those brain processes. But saying that is deferment away from me because it's still kind of embarrassing to blog. to say 'I blog'. Its easier to say 'other people said to do this'. But with the resolution I will gain ownership of something and stick it out longer than I may want to admit. (and that's good. right?... all four readers out there feel free to agree)

4. Learn to cook with 12 new fruits or vegetables. In this last year I began cooking with kale and swiss chard and brussels sprouts and tofu (things I had eaten but never ventured to prepare myself) and it was really fun with only a tinge of scary. This year I want to expand to celery root and okra and pomegranate and kumquat! We are going in on a Community Supported Agriculture, so come summertime I should be getting nice and adventurous in the kitchen!

5. Run a 5K in under a 9 minute mile. I was close to this goal in October, but I started a new medication early December and my running took a major hit. Now I'm struggling through 11 minute miles and can't run much more than 3 miles (after having completed a half marathon not long ago). I know it will be challenging and it will take a long time to chip away - I really do know because I've already done this - but I'm ready for it. "Burn some dust here. Eat my Rubber!"

6. Watch 12 movies I've never seen from the AFI Top 100 Films list. I realized recently that there are a lot of classic films that I've never seen. I have also recently had the benefit of gaining access to an amazing movie collection when my cousin moved into our building. Last night Neil and I watched 'Fargo' for the first time.... and now I'm only about 15 years behind on the wood chipper reference. (one little check mark down, eleven to go)

7. Read 12 books I've never read from the BBC Top 100 Novels list. Last year I read big pile o' books and the ones I tended to appreciate the most were the classic literature novels. I had no idea Wuthering Heights was so dark and twisted - I thought it was very Jane Austin - get yourself a man - kind of writing. And if a Bronte an knock my socks off like that, what else is out there? (I mean, they are classics for a reason right?)

8. Learn how to make beer. Neil got a beer making kit for Christmas and we started the 10 week process on New Years Day. It all felt very witches brew-esque. You stir, check temperatures, boil, and stir. There is still a lot of 'learning' that needs to be done on my part because even though we started the process together, I was very much the Vanna to his Pat Sejak. No worries, I'll take an active interest in what all the sticks with measurements mean in a couple of weeks. (or maybe then I'll just drink the stuff)

9. Volunteer with 12 different events. This was going to be volunteer once a month but then I looked at how busy January was shaping up to be and thought best not to box myself in. (Probably not a good outlook for the year but I'm going to stay positive.)

10. Don't purchase any new clothing. Not even at my happy places - goodwill and consignment shops. Not even cheats and asking for clothes for gifts. This isn't because I feel I have a clothes purchasing problem, its because I took inventory of what I have and realized I absolutely don't NEED a single other item of clothing. So I'm trying a year without it. **exception: complimentary race t-shirts and maaaybe new running shoes

11. Don't purchase any new books. Not even at my happy places - goodwill and half price books. Not even cheats and asking them from everyone all the time. This IS because I have a book buying problem. I have a definite problem and this will be very hard for me. I took inventory and I own over 50 books I have yet to read. I got a nook for Christmas that downloads up to 10 free library books to me any time I want them - YET - I already struggle with this resolution. Hot Dam, it's only january 3rd.

12. Save $___ . This amount is specific and possible but a bit of a stretch since we are essentially a SINK-PME (that's single income no kids - plus medical expenses). Its a bit over 25% of what comes in so its a good thing I'll be reigning in my ability to spend $20 at the .50c book bin. Thing is we are happy to save because we also know how to splurge a bit too - and all that saving means we can own a house which really means we can finally live somewhere that we can own a dog (which really means it will be the worlds most expensive dog)

So Happy Resolving!!!

According to this chart, 12 percent of people that make resolutions actually achieve their goal.

dare accepted.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Fun Tax

I still feel like I'm paying a hefty fun tax from new years weekend.

My head feels heavy, my feet are dragging - I went on two quick jogs and they were not pretty.

I mostly want oatmeal and coffee and soup - anything warm and soothing and able to counteract the brick of assorted cheeses in my belly from the past week.

Neil and I don't have a TV in our bedroom so occasionally we'll open the fold out couch in the living room and spend the day watching sports center and stupid movies 'in bed'.


It felt especially decadent on New Years Day because of all the football there was to watch and all of the 'nowhere' we had to be. So there it is friends, the wild and crazy life, us married folk lead. 

Hopefully by bedtime tonight, all of my debts will be settled and dues will be paid and I can reset my ledger for the next wonderful thing.

Top Films

I just listened to a story on the top ten films of 2011, and I'm not shocked because I hardly got to the movies, but still - haven't seen any of them!

First up on my list to see is "Midnight in Paris" (I love Woody Allen)


(pppssst. If you have Netflix, there's no wait right now, but if you all put it in your queue and make me wait, we will have words.)

Have you seen any of the top ten? Is there any that you thought should make it?  I heard 50/50 was pretty wonderful.

Also here are rotten tomatoes' top ten best and worst movies of the year.