Having a bad day?
Having a great day?
Whatever life throws at you - the Callin' Oates hotline is sure to have an answer.
Even the soothing british voice is enough to begin to get you back on track: "Welcome to Callin Oates, your emergency Hall and Oates help line...."
(it's saved in my phone as private eyes, but you may opt for I.C.E. or simply Daryl)